LAUSD Superintendent recently proposed to reduce the academic year by 6 days in order to save money. The supporting argument is that if we reduce costs this year, we can keep the school district running in the long run. The choice is difficult: do you purposely make children dumb or do you allow bad economic decisions made by politicians and corporations make children dumb? Apparently, it is very important for the LAUSD board to have control over our children's ignorance.
Well, it's very important for me to have control over world peace, so here's what I suggest:
1) Withhold education from all the children in our community.
2) Give our soldiers PTSD by forcing them to go to war unnecessarily.
3) Raise taxes for middle income population and give the money to CEOs of multi-national companies.
4) Make the CEOs buy expensive yachts and Oil Refineries so that our coastline can completely disappear.
5) Cancel all welfare aid so that we don’t have to keep track of the low income population.
6) Shut down mental health agencies which serve those who make us look bad.
7) Blame everything on terrorists.
8) Burn all the terrorists at the stake in the town square.
9) Hope that lightening hits everyone who doesn’t agree with us.
10) Eat Cake.
If everyone just does what I say, we will have world peace.
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